accurate portrayal of midgardians
Midgardians desperately in love with Thor is one of my favorite things about the MCU.
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i love doctor who, torchwood, supernatural, sherlock, harry potter, merlin, starkid, and the hunger games. destiel and johnlock ftw.
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If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
did u just
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
WHY DOES MY COUGH SYRUP TASTE LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS GOD
Someone just asked how I know what pencil shavings tasted like
this one time i got a rotton egg one in the car and for some reason the windows were on child lock so i was sitting there banging on the window so i could spit it out it was a terrible experience. 0/10. do not recommend
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot
i dont think there was a single thing in the harry potter movies that was done right
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives