Mac forever and ever. It might be more expensive, but it’s a much nicer OS. Windows 8? Ha, no one likes that.
i'm 19 and i live in california, where i go to the best college ever.
i love doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, hannibal, and homestuck. destiel and johnlock ftw.
if you want to know anything else, check out my about me page!
*eats you out as a friend*
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
i didnt know the beatles could become so many words
I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.
killed flowers for nothing
those are dandelions they don’t have feelings physical or emotional there are quite literally billions of them and it made a little girl happy
calm the heck down
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all