what if all vowels were a’s
halla yas ma nama as manaca A’m watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa
it’s like a whole new language I think I’m on to something here
i'm a homomantic heterosexual 18 year old in a small town in washington and somehow i haven't been exiled yet.
i love doctor who, torchwood, supernatural, sherlock, harry potter, merlin, starkid, and the hunger games. destiel and johnlock ftw.
if you want to know anything else, check out my about me page!
If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.
WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT OKAY
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
Cleaning up the hard drive today and found this series of photos… our LEGENDARY TOXIC TOY JARS.
We threw a bunch of jelly toys (vibrators, dildos and masturbation sleeves) into some glass jars, sealed them, and then just left them alone. This is what happened.
See all that clear fluid at the bottom? That’s the product of the ongoing chemical reaction that happens when PVC and phthalates (or other toxic plasticizing chemicals) hang out inside a jelly toy.
These toys off-gassed and slimed themselves and their jar-mates, swapping plasticizers and deteriorating even more.
Jelly toys are not body safe. Please feel free to share these photos far and wide!
ps These jars got so scary, we had to throw them away a couple of years ago. RIP, jelly toys. RIP.
Don’t buy jelly toys people!
"What the fuck is that?"
A reminder why you shouldn’t shove nasty jelly toys in your body! Look at that!
THE SEX TOY INDUSTRY NEEDS TO BE REGULATED OH MY GOD
Always buy phthalate-free, folks!
Or at least use a condom with cheap materials!
I almost got sick looking at this. NEVER GET THESE! THEY ARE SO BAD FOR YOU!
I wish I had a cat as smiley as this one.
Just look at its face d’aawww
IT EYES ITS EYES ITS E YES OMG
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science
Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels